THERE WAS CAKE ON THE TABLE

The studio execs at Portland radio station KBOO were visibly shaken when Bob Rini and I showed up for our interview with blood on our evening clothes and our knuckles skinned raw from the brawl we had just incited and suppressed at the Snorkel Club, but they were eager to hear our story and didn't let the police in until we had finished. Here is a heavily edited transcript of that interview.